Friday, September 20, 2013

Lifting While Pregnant

I happened upon this last night and it gave me a chuckle, mostly because it's foretelling my future.  That is, if I decide to have children, which at the tender age of 24 is still TBA.

The article poses this question:  Should pregnant woman lift weights?  If you know anything about me, you already know my opinions on that, but I thought it was funny that the question was asked in the first place.  Being pregnant isn't a handicap; the walking incubator is still (presumably) a fully functioning human...she just happens to also be carrying another human in her stomach.  As long as she's not slamming anything against her stomach, I see no reason why she couldn't lift weights.

Society vs. Female Lifters


I've talked to you guys about this before...about how people think women are too fragile to lift weights...about how we'll somehow damage our ladies parts...about how our uterus will fall out, and how lifting magically prevents you from having children.  I've been lifting for 13 yrs and trust me when I tell you my uterus is just fine.  And for those who have seen me in person, you know I'm muscular but I don't resemble a man - another myth about female weight lifters.  While I have your attention, allow me to dispel some additional rumors:

Women will get buff like men if they lift weights.  False.  Women will get buff like men if they take steroids.  Do you know what steroids are?  Artificial testosterone.  Testosterone builds muscle (when taken for weight training purposes).  Men naturally have almost 20x more testosterone than women (or something to that effect), which is why they have beards, deep voices, and get hella buff when they lift.  Don't take steroids, and this won't happen to you.  Just that simple (see exhibit A). You can look at her face and see the softness is going; she's starting to get the physical characteristics of a dude.  That ain't hot, at least in my opinion.

There is a certain level of physicality women can naturally achieve with proper diet and a quality workout regime (see exhibit B).  Unless you add something to this equation, you have a 0 chance of looking like exhibit C.

Lifting will prevent you from having children.  I know women who lifted when they were younger and they had children, as many as they wanted, so that's a stupid and unfounded myth.  Again, steroids may cause child-birthing issues, but you did that to yourself.
Exhibit A
N0.

Exhibit B
Andreia Brazier
Exhibit C
Kai Greene
 *SN* The circumference of Kai Greene's chest is the same as the length of my entire body...

 You'll lose your boobs if you lift weights.  I'm a very full 34DD.  So there's that.  All that crap exhibit A took to get like that is what eliminated her boobs.  I do push-ups and bench.  Still DD.

Lifting weight makes you gain weight.  This is true at first because muscle weighs more than fat.  But you'll soon start to lose weight because muscle burns more calories than fat.  Muscle toning also helps with fat loss, not to mention you'll look 91247x better with a toned, slim body than you will with a slim body full of saggy nothingness.  IDK what this foolishness is with girls saying they only do cardio.  That's like saying you only walk in one direction.

Lifting With Baby


If these are 25s I'd say that's too much...at least for me...
at least if I was carrying a baby human
Overall, I'm pro this idea.  I think as long as the incubator isn't lifting hella heavy weights or doing things movements that put her carrying case in harm's way, I don't think she's doing any harm.  As long as you talk with your doctor before you do anything, I think you're fine; I can't imagine you'd harm the baby doing overhead press.  On top of that, lifting is good for the incubator's health.  Just because you're carrying a baby human doesn't mean you need to gain ridic amounts of weight.  That ish is hard to get rid of once the baby human is out of it's knapsack.  And don't be blaming the baby either...baby didn't make you eat all them donuts.

IDK how you would even keep proper form
with a knapsack that big
From a lifter's perspective, I can't imagine being able to do too much with all that extra going on in the frontal region.  I certainly wouldn't be squatting excessive weight since the pressure from the bar would probably cause your baby to fall out in front of you.  The kettle bell stuff you see the girl doing in the article isn't bad either.  I can't imagine that having anything to do with baby.  Deadlifts would probably be out for me because I can imagine your center of gravity is distorted with the addition of another, abet smaller, human.  Simply put:  your stomach would be in the way.

There would also be some concern about the spinal region, but don't hold me to this since I don't know exactly how difficult it would be to carry a baby human in a knapsack.  This would be something to discuss with the doctor.  I'm sure they'd probably advice against lifting the amount of weight the woman above appears to be squatting, but I'm not a doctor.

Also, these pics are extremes.  There are 389146 different weight lifting exercises you can do that clearly don't have anything to do with your knapsack, nor do they require straining it.  Things to consider, America.


The Great American Double Standard


So you judge the hell out of women for being fat post-pregnancy but you don't want them to do things to keep that from happening while they're pregnant?!  Have several.

Let's think about this for a min...

No need for a sitter, bring baby along.
The cost-efficient and healthy option.
Let's say an incubator finds out she's with child at 3 months.  According to you, she's supposed to spend the next 6 months sitting, eating, and not moving until the baby is born.  You do realize how ridic that sounds, right?  No wonder incubators blow up like houses during and after they deliver.  She's carrying a human; that doesn't make her an invalid.  She didn't lose a leg or a lung.  She's the same person she was before she got k-nocked up.

If you married a weight lifter, she'll lift right up until her due date.  Heck, she'll probably lift the morning before the baby is born.  I encourage you not to expect this to change.  If you married a non-lifter and you don't want her to get fat on you, I suggest convincing her to start lifting.  And if you're a female non-believer in the weight lifting movement, I suggest you start believing before your husband leaves your fat butt with the baby for a exhibit B listed above.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Review of McDaniel's Gym

 Last Thursday was the first time I used McDaniel's gym.  On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best, I'd give it...well, allow me to explain first...

The Facility

This is the font of the gym.  Those doors are exit only.
The entrance is around the other side.  I think that's stupid.

This has to be the smallest gym I've ever been in, and I've been in quite a few.  It had two floors, but for real for real, it was unnecessary.  The gym is part of the building the houses the basketball courts, classrooms, and Exercise Science & Physical Education  department, which also includes all of their fancy sciency-ness stuff.  Essentially the gym appears to have been built as an addition to the building itself; it's much fancier than the rest of it...unless it got the funding for an upgrade and the rest of the building didn't.

It's got a 100% glass front that faces the parking lot.  That's great for people like me who get the privilege of parking in that lot.  The real gag is that all four doors are locked from the outside, thus the gym can only be accessed from the side door used as the main entrance for the entire building.  Not sure what the purpose was for that, other than to make people walk in front of the front desk welcome man for the building.  But since he usually ain't paying attention, safety can't possibly be a factor.  Plus the gym has it's down check-in table, thus I was hella annoyed after discovering this.

The view from the 2nd floor is d'licious
On the first floor you have the weights, free and machine.  The machines are in one section and there's a separate room where the free weights are.  The top floor has all of the cardio and ab stuff.  It was surprisingly sparse up there for a school with a football team...

It stays open until 11PM which would be awesome if I lived on campus.  SMCM should take note of this.



The Equipment


The equipment was average, nothing special to report there.  What really interested me was the clear emphasis on weight training and the de-emphasis on cardio.  The cardio area was tiny.  And I mean it had 4 elliptical machines, 4 gazelle thingies, and 8 treadmills.  That's really not a lot if you think about it...I've seen that many Mexicans pack into one car.  They had a couple flat screen TVs in the area, but nothing fancy.

This is the cardio area.  Got this from Google...
the machines are arranged differently now.
I've moved away from machine weights for the most part, so I didn't really go over there.  What I really liked about this place were the multiple squat racks they had.  These were real racks...manly racks...racks on rack on racks.  There were 6 of them and one assisted one that got no love was off in the corner.  Each one had it's own platform attached to it that was padded on each side so it wouldn't sound like the apocalypse was happening every time someone dropped the bar.  This is a blessing for deadlifters because I can focus my energy on doing quality 1x1 instead of worrying about quietly lowering the weight to avoiding public shame.  A deadlift is just lifting the weight, ain't nobody say nothing about putting it down...

Aside from that, it was pretty ordinary.  It looked kinda old though, much older than the rest of the gym...like maybe that was the original gym and the other parts were newly renovated areas/additions.  Some of the free weights looked like they were part of the original gym, and you may take that however you want...

The People


It wasn't crowded at all, which was good because I really don't feel like being bothered with crowds after driving for 2 hrs to get there an sitting through 2.5 hrs of class.  Overall, it was mostly white, frat-looking boys and skinny, wealthy freshmen 18 yr old white girls.  in other words, children and brutes.  It could be worse.

But of course those are just guesses.  I didn't see any brown girls, and the only brown boy appeared to be a football player.  All the white girls kinda looked the same...either freshmen or sophomore...preppy...skinny...and sans yoga pant - I'm sure that last part will change with the seasons.

Everyone was pretty nice though.  No one actually spoke to me, which doesn't really bother me all that much.  I'm sure I stood out to them, between this chocolaty skin and these muscles.  Everyone stared though.  I'm not sure if that was because of the muscles or the fact that I'm brown, or the fact that they've never seem me before.  It's likely a combo of the three.

2012-2013 team
I saw the women's basketball team on my way in. They stared at me...I'm not sure why since I wasn't dressed like I was about to play ball.  I thought it was funny so I stared back.  One guy stared so hard when I walked by he actually turned all the way around to watch as I walked by.

*SN*  Guys, ladies have the same perif vision you do, meaning we can see you look at us from a lateral angle.  You ain't foolin' nobody.
Real talk, maybe I give off an unfriendly black hottie vibe.  Wouldn't be the first time I've been told that.


The Overall Feel


Overall, wasn't too bad.  I could get used to it.  I'm still surprised how small it is though.  Maybe there's a part 2 somewhere on campus I'm missing?  I'll look at the map later, although I don't think I am.  It seems a little inadequate for a school that has undergrad and graduate level exercise science programs...and 21479 sports teams.  But whatevers; maybe they like to share.  The equipment is fine, there's just not a lot of it.  Odd.

The best part about it was the fact that it wasn't crowded...in fact, it was surprisingly sparse considering the time (6:00-7:30PM).  Maybe everyone was eating dinner?  Who knows.  We'll see if next Thursday is different.


Rating


7.5/10 - It'll do for the time being.  I only have to be there once a week this semester, so we'll see if things change in the spring.  I feel like I should give it an 8, but something about it feels empty...like it's missing something.  Maybe it's because I'm used to using a real gym now?  But it's pretty good as far as small college gyms go.